Tumblr Thread: Delinquent Tegu Steals Some Blueberries

Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor

Jun 16, 2021 1:00 PM EDT

Sometimes, we come across a gem in the vast wasteland that is tumblr completely by accident - an animal story so ridiculous and unexpected, we don't even know what to do with it. Stories such as a tiny dramatic opossum infiltrating a shelter overcrowding run, or the jerk peacock who runs around scaring everyone, and today, we have the most amazing story of a delinquent tegu stealing blueberries.

Thank you, kaijutegu, for sharing this ridiculous story. Never in our lives did we think we would fall in love so hard with a tegu, but alas, here we are. Of course, tegus are not the only thieves in the animal kingdom. So, if you want more stories of such delinquents, check out cats stealing literally everyone's food and this awwdorable video of a white fox cub stealing some raspberries.

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Wait. Are you telling us that this little hooligan not only managed to sneak behind you while you weren't looking to get into the groceries, but that she also managed to get the vox of blueberries out of the bag and open the box?! All on her own?! Honestly, at that point, she deserved the blueberries.
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We do appreciate you sticking by her to take a million pictures instead of taking the blueberries from her. That was definitely the right decision- we support it wholeheartedly. She has earned these blueberries, and you are definitely a good tegu parent for letting her eat them.
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